The Fart Bottle

In the childhood, I believe, everyone is thinking of making a fart bottle.
The fart bottle is a bottle filled with fart.

There was no exception for me.
I was always wondering if I could make the fabulous bottle.
I thought to myself "If I make the fart bottle,
I can make people smell my farts anytime. It' so cool!"
It was the time when I was in the fourth grade.
In those days, the star sand was really popular in Japan.
The star sand is the sand each grain of which is star-shaped,
and was sold filled in a little bottle at that time.
My sister kept one, but she threw it away in her room
because she lost any interest of it.
I found it and put it in my pocket secretly.

The bottle was corked, and 4 cm height.
I exclaimed with joy "That's it. That's it."
Immediately, I made up my mind to invent the fart bottle
that I had been longed for.
I picked the cork jar, throw the sand away,
farted into the empty bottle, and corked quickly.
This bottle was the marvelous one than I had expected.
I jumped with joy again and again.
I made one and smelled it repeatedly many times.
However, soon I came to think that
I wanted the others to taste this bottle,
and I managed to do it.
As I expected, everyone got disgusted,
and frowned, which delighted me.
My cousin, who was two years younger than I,
got excited with my invention of this bottle.

It was not so long before I wanted to improve it:
I wanted more powerful smell, and wanted to
fill farts 100 % in a bottle.
I tried and tried. Finally I came to a conclusion:
When I made the bottle, I wore a pair of trousers.
They prevented the fart from getting into
the bottle to some degree.
Then, putting the bottle on my ass directly is the answer!!
At last, my dream came true.
I got it. I got the perfect bottle.
I told my cousin about the bottle,
when he came to my house again.
Sure enough. He said "I want to try it."
And he did.
"Great, great invention!!
Marvelous!! Pure fart, isn't it!?
It really stinks. Great!! "
He seemed to be moved very much.

But I have to confess the fact that
the bottle still stinks after the farts inside
came out of the bottle fully.
The stink he smelled is not of the fart,
but of my ass.


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